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Black Friday Shopping 2021

To do the same thing over and over again while expecting a different outcome is insanity. Einstein

For the second Christmas in Berlin the city has been placed on Covid restrictions. Did it work last year? It’s according who you ask. Back to where we started from in 2021. The difference from 2020: 2G and 3G, show proof of vaccination and identification to enter shops.

On the busies day shopping days of the year the consequences of these new policies. The possible death of brick and mortar retail in Berlin. The make or break Christmas Buying Season can mean up to 50% of annual retail profits.

In the German capital, malls and retailers have struggled during the crisis, resulting with many chains closing branches and reducing hours.

This past Black Friday Saturday I visited local shopping areas and stores. The cold weather and rain would put off even the most devoted bargain hunter, add to the inconvenience waiting in line outside in gray 5 degree celsius weather.

Wet and Cold Wait

I drop in to the Alexander Platz anchor store Galeria Kaufhaus. Thankfully, I went to the old TopShop entrance to avoid the crowd. The line only took 2 minutes. After walking around for 30 minutes, I would not call the 5 floor location “wall to wall busy”.

Next, The boutique shopping district Hackersham Market. All the stores had the 2G sign in the windows, but not so many shoppers in the stores.

Jumping on the Sbahn, next stop KuDamn, the main shopping street in the West with all its posh stores.

The luxury department store KaDeWe had a long line, but this time, unlike last year, there was a bit of assurance the line would move fast mixed with entertainment the 2G line would move fast.

After entering, my first thought, where was the crowd? I expected a lot more for the Berlin’s shopping mecca. Making my way up stairs, the food floor was jammed, clearly visitors were more interested in a bite to eat than the 50% off fashion promotions.

As for or Mitte’s Galeries Lafeyette and Potsdamer Platz Mall of Berlin in the late afternoon, the throngs of buyers went missing.

Buying a Bottle
Buying a Bottle

Physical Christmas shopping will suffer these days, no doubt. I went shopping on the day the Omicron variant became a global headline.

This writer ended up buying a bottle Champagne.

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On Brett Johnson Part 2

In the second part of the Before Tacky Podcast, we speak to luxury menswear designer Brett Johnson from Milan about his style influences.

Check out part one of the interview with Brett.

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Travel

BER Works, Sort Of Not

WORTH IT?

The Berlin Airport continues to be an embarrassment. So much for German Efficiency. After a tortuous process, many false opening dates, BER finally opened in 2019. The new airport has been plagued by one crisis after another. Limping its way along from one step from insolvency to bacteria in the water. The recent head shaking headlines make us all wonder, was building a new airport worth it?

Berlin as a city felt it needed a world class airport to match its oversize ambition to get on the world stage. Ambition and ability do not go hand in hand.

Once, Berlin had 3 small airports; Tegel, Templehof in the West and Schonenfeld in the East. After reunification, plans were made to build one large facility.

Former Mayor Wowereit started the construction of the BER in 2006 for a 2011 opening. The expression “the best laid plans” fits what happened over the years. Were the 3 Stooges in charge? An endless joke of gaffes plagued the project.

Nine years later, “better late as hell” than never, a quiet opening with middle level fanfare. No politician would dare be so closely associated with a glass white elephant.

I finally used the airport on a trip to Naples. From the moment I got off the train, the problems were obvious. Moe, Larry and Curly in comedy film short “Sitter Downers”. The slapstick trio “build” a house for themselves and their future wives. The result: one beam in the middle brought the whole structure down. The train station platform is too narrow for people getting on and off a wagon with luggage. Where is the escalator?

The escalator is in the wrong direction from the train station exit. The departure board is at the front of the upward escalator. The problem: stand in front of the board searching for your flight, while others are coming up from behind, all piling in small space.

Functions,,,WELL,,,

Thankfully, the day we traveled the airport was quiet. We managed to get through without pain. However, recent articles of passengers stuck in four hour long lines

unable to make flights have compounded more travel headaches. Even celebrities have been affected. Rapper Kayne West missed his flight cause of line delays.

Charging Station
Just in case you want to leave your phone in the middle of an airport. A sad charging station near nothing.

Off to the EasyJet flight, sounds easy. NOT! The gate was on the bottom floor behind a locked door. All the passengers were cramped in a stairwell waiting for news. We managed to make it on the flight but the chaos was a a bit unsettling, nothing compared to what happened on Ryanair.

More Nerve Racking!

I never know what to expect on a Ryanair flight. Flying to Milan from BER for the first time I got to the waiting area, downstairs, fine. After thirty minutes more people arrived. Well, the gate boarding attendant looked around, then booted up the ticket station. Something told me to ask the guy where will the boarding line start. He said, “Here!” PROBLEM! No space for all these people traveling on a full plane. PLUS, it’s a cramped stairwell. Additionally, everyone passed the turnstile to sit in the waiting area. Confusion is coming.

I waited next to the airport ticket guy. Suddenly, there was a flight announcement. Bedlam arrived. Where was the line to check in and board? There is no space to move. So much for social distance. Imagine a fire-cracker in an ant hole. The Italian passengers in a state of shock asked, “Is this Germany?” A Crowd Control DISASTER!

Arriving back at BER was just as confusing, but thankfully, I had experience navigating the dysfunctional design. Why is this important? Time. Down the escalator, turn 180 degrees, head for one of the two train platforms to Berlin. The regional express train takes 20 minutes to Berlin. The S Bahn takes 50 minutes to the center. I picked the wrong one, ran back upstairs, down to the other train just in time to jump on the express train service.

First timers at the airport are going to struggle, because they do not know the difference between trains. Why the airport does not have clearly marked signs is beyond me.

How to build a poorly planned airport in the 21thcentury? Ask Berlin. The city’s leaders excelled at it. 

I am taking the train from Berlin to Paris.

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Technology

Christmas 2021 Gift Idea

I tried a Garmin during the lockdown and then in the gym. My quick verdict: I want one.

Stay Tuned for a more complete review.

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A Keeping It Real Wine Tasting

When thinking of wine tasting, what comes to mind? Romance and sophistication enters the head. In the town of Ipsheim, Franconia, the occasion was more real. A local feel, sitting around a kitchen table with a Lazy Susan in the middle. As we were trying one bottle after another, more people came in, sat down to join. It was as if we were all friends meeting again after a long separation. 

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The GENE kicked in.

If you happen to be along the Almafi Coast in Italy head to Salerno for a bit of menswear shopping. Walking on the Via Mercanti in the old city I saw Ferlazzo Giuseppe store with a sign posted of 50% off. My “SALE GENE” kicked in. The two floor store carries some stylish Neapolitan pieces.

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Before Tacky Podcast Talks Style with The Outlierman

Normally I have a podcast interview office to office. But this time it turned out a bit different. I sent Andrea Mazzuca the link for the podcast. Mr. Mazzuca was in his sports car.

Check out the interview below.

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Walking After 7 Tastings

Over a few October days I wondered the Wine Country Franconia during some wine tasting while also enjoying the views. 

I must admit, after tasting severals different wines, walking is the vineyards is not as easy as it looks.

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A Lot Charm In A Small Place

I visited Volkach on a late Saturday. Another wine country town situated above the Main River in the Franconia Region of Bavaria. A charming square in the centre, a high tower gate on the main street was picture perfect. I visited the 8.700 habitants municipality on a late Saturday afternoon. Being in the wine growing area, Volkach teems with local wine bars.

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Dettlelbach on the Main

A quick day trip to the Franconia town of Dettelbach. The hilly committee of 7.000 nestled in wine country dates back 1300 years. The Medieval aura is complete with a wall and guard towers, some converted to homes.