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A Paris Spectator Event, No Medals Ceremonies Required

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PARIS - JUNE 7 :Tourists and locals take advantage of sunny summer weather on Champ de Mars next to the Eiffel Tower on June 7, 2013, Paris, France

The Paris Olympics, a sporting competition with athletes wearing tight lycra highlighting manly body parts.  Understandable, fit guys in prime shape are the ultimate eye candy and physical fantasy. However, for those who could not make it to the 2024 Games, but plan on being in the French Capital one day. Forget about those medal ceremonies, for this event, participation is enough, “Let this Game Begin”.  I can recommend a tawdry experience that is sort of a spectator sport that is a cheap thrill bordering on pervy.

Parisian parks are the gathering place for a densely packed city.  There are activities of all kind, families walking with a stroller, romantic young couples sitting on the grass, teenagers hanging out with friends.  Jogging is also a popular ritual.   Men run around the parks: single, in pairs and in groups. One common thread, undoubtedly many of these guys want to be an object of sexual variations. These baguettes come in all shapes and sizes.

French baguette

Grab a Croissant then Enjoy

 A runner in a public space on a sunny day is as normal as birds in trees.  But what makes Paris different is what the male runners wear.   Grab a coffee and croissant, get a viewing spot next to a running trail, sit and view.  French men seem to buy fitness wear in the children’s department.  The tights look tighter in a certain place. Nothing is left to imagination. A well outlined penis held in place by the most fitted legging stitching. One has to wonder if sweat could come between a body part and material. 

The second outfit is the loose look, shorts made of polyester and elastane.  For some reasons these mid-rise shorts seem full, almost, overflowing swinging from side to side.  A carnal advertisement in live motion.  One common thread, many of these guys want to be an object of sexual variations.  Certainly, these men look in the mirror before going out the door.   It makes one wonder if their partners know the runner wants an affair with half the city, a mass public flirtation. Or maybe there are local hotels charging by the hour.

One does not need the world’s biggest sporty event for enjoying an impressive bulge in Paris, just find a green space on a given sunny day.

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Goggle or Look Away

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melon on white background

Sweatpants are a sign of defeat.  Lagerfeld.

Choose, look away or goggle, at times that is a hard decision to make, especially if it is a sudden choice in a rather embarrassing situation, especially if it involves a man’s large bulge. At the 2024 Paris Olympics the games come across as a public acceptance of OnlyFans. Male athletes are known for performances and packages.  Sometimes you have to wonder why do people put on certain pieces of clothing before heading out the door.  Were they in a rush?  Was it a quick decision or a grab and go? That was the only clean piece available.   I am not sure how the Karl Lagerfeld quote would apply to this moment in life.

People wear sweat pants for comfort, a quick errand, going to the gym or just laziness.  It was clear sunny day in London.  I decided to have a walk from the market to the other side.   While crossing the Southwark Bridge, admiring the cityscape, looking down the Thames seeing London Bridge, a funny thing happened on the way to the north bank. On the horizon I saw two guys approaching from the opposite way.  From the outlines, one looked slim to athletic, the other, more muscular perhaps, brawny. But, I was still enjoying the scenes of a bustling metropolis, just keep moving, thinking about a finding a café or hitting a Tesco supermarket for deli a chocolate chip cookie.

A Melon

The male duo got close enough to get a clearer view.  One was muscular blonde, square head shaped, around 1.83 meters wearing a white t-shirt with grey sweatpants, a bag over his shoulder.  The leaner dark haired one carried a large fitness handbag. Maybe they just left a gym. 

MEME for a large Penis

Without warning, the hunky blond in the grey grabbed my attention in a “Jim Carrey Ace Ventura” way, a double take with swollen eyeballs locked below his waistline.  In a flash, London disappeared before my eyes.  The city’s vistas became meaningless.  Juggling in loose baggy track pants could have been cantaloupe large enough for a two-plate lunch salad. The eggplant meme was not popular then.  Mr. Melon noticed my animated reaction. Suddenly, he broke into a smile while we passed each other, an acknowledgement of appreciation for seeing his very obvious for a few seconds.

That fleeting time on a bridge has stayed with me all these years.  I wonder if he had sweatpants in different colors. Bye the way, I forgot about the cookie.

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Men Reloaded-Bulge or Man Spread

For this episode of Men Reloaded Podcast we discuss a certain trait of the male gender, Man Spread. If the bulge is prominent should you look or turn away if the guy is sexy.

Episode 1 of the new podcast series Men Reloaded. Man Spreading is wrong,, but,..